"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will
not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
-- Mark Twain
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
-- James Thurber
"Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up
and beg, and she can give her paw - I don't say she will, but she can."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A.
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-- Roger Caras
"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses."
"All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers
is contained in the dog."
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant
-- Aldous Huxley
"I am I because my little dog knows me"
"Qui me amat, amet et canem meum." ("Love me,
love my dog.")
-- St. Bernard,
A.D. 1150, "Sermo Primus"
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